I hate gravity

Gravity - I guess it has a purpose, but as I get older I am really beginning to loathe it. I had to have 4 teeth pulled yesterday. No, they were not wisdom teeth. Those were pulled long ago. My teeth are deteriorating and I have been having some issues with all 4 back molers, so out they came. Well, it hurts, especially when I have to bend over and pick something up. Why is it that as you get older, you drop things more often, and as you get older, it gets harder to bend over and pick those same things up? Gravity.

As stated above, I'm getting older. I can remember reading the jokes about old ladies and gravity making EVERYTHING sag (no description necessary). I am finding this to be very true. Now I know why they call it a face-lift. I'm developing one of those under-the-chin things old ladies have. I'm not ready to be old, and I certainly don't want to look it.

There has got to be a better way. Maybe one of those things that hangs you upside down? Maybe that would reverse the effects? I don't know, but I'm really not liking gravity right now.